Your friend claims to be a dessert. You're still friends with them. This vintage-style card celebrates the beautiful chaos of having a weirdo in your life—the kind of person who says absolutely unhinged things and somehow makes it work. Perfect for that one friend who's a few sprinkles short of a full cake, in the best way possible. Send it with a laugh and a knowing shake of your head. Because real friendship means accepting that your bestie might actually be baked goods. 

Printed in Colorado, USA on eco-friendly, high-quality cardstock with a smooth matte finish, this premium birthday card includes a recycled kraft envelope and is ideal for anyone who loves sarcastic, novelty, and funny birthday cards. 

• Inside: Blank
• Paper: Thick, durable matte cardstock 
• Envelope: Includes 1 kraft brown envelope (30% Post-Consumer Waste recycled paper)
• Packaging: Sealed in a reusable clear plastic sleeve