Cover reads: Happy Birthday!! Your Sparkly Little Shitshow

Inside is blank.

Thick, velvety cardstock + eye-popping color = a card that feels as outrageous as it reads. Comes with its own envelope (duh) and a plastic sleeve so it arrives looking fresh—no bent corners, no dull punchlines. 

Card size is 4.25" x 5.5" (A2).

Made right here in the USA!!