Not all of us are ready for late-night ragers, and this card gets it.

Cover: “Your party starts at 8? In the evening?” followed by the bold punchline: “Sorry, but we’re not all on cocaine, Susan.”

Inside: "Here’s to getting older! Happy Birthday!"

A hilarious and relatable way to celebrate the joys (and realities) of getting older, because age might slow us down, but it can't stop the laughs.

Printed on premium 130lb silk-finished paper, this card comes with a colored A2 envelope (envelope color may vary) and is packaged in a protective cellophane pouch.

Printed in the USA.