Name: Injure Yourself Sleeping Birthday Card
Brand: Sleazy Greetings
SKU: A2001893
Price: 5.5 USD
Availability: InStock

Size

4.25" x 5.5"

Price

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"One day you're young & cool // and the next you injure yourself sleeping"

Features:

Printed on premium 110lb matte cardstock
Blank inside
Includes kraft brown peel-and-stick envelope
Packaged in a protective resealable sleeve

Designed and printed in the USA

Sleazy Greetings creates bold, hilarious, hand-illustrated greeting cards designed to stop customers in their tracks and make them laugh out loud. Every design is hand illustrated and created the hard way — absolutely no AI-generated artwork is used in any of our products. We believe original art, human creativity, and authentic humor matter.