This card is the perfect mix of dry wit and playful roast, for that friend who insists they “don’t celebrate birthdays” but still expects you to show up with a card. And cake. Obviously.

• Front Text: "Birthdays aren’t your thing. Which is wild, considering how many you’ve had."
• Inside: Blank
• Wrapped in an A2 Cellophane Sleeve
• A2 Card Design (4.25" x 5.5")
• 100% Cotton Paper 300 GSM (111 lb Cover)
• A2 Self-Sealing Envelope 
  

Designed and Printed in North Carolina.