Tchotchkes and their F*cked-Up Thoughts: The Messed-Up Minds of Your Trinkets and Treasures

Are your trinkets talking about you?

Probably.

If you’ve ever suspected that your knick-knacks are gossiping, sharing secrets, or quietly judging your life choices, well, they definitely are. Prepare to laugh as you dive into Tchotchkes and their F*cked-Up Thoughts—a darkly hilarious look at what your beloved collectibles really think.

Whether you’re a serious collector of porcelain cats or your coworker’s desk is bursting with curios, this gift book will give you a fresh perspective on your trinkets. Featuring over 50 tchotchkes brought to life with colorful illustrations, biting quips, and snarky grudges, it’s a reminder that just because something looks nice doesn’t mean it is.

Inside you'll find:

• Bric-a-Brac—A little something for anyone who enjoys a mix of dark humor, sarcasm, and absurdity.
  
• Thingamajigs—Vibrant illustrations that uncover each trinket’s deepest, sharpest thoughts.
  
• Baubles—From kitschy rubber chickens to vintage lava lamps, you’ll hear the quirky confessions of classic knick-knacks from across the globe.

Tchotchkes and Their F*cked Up Thoughts will have you seeing (and hearing) your trinkets in a totally new light.