This must-have sequel to the bestselling parody book, The Field Guide to Dumb Birds of North America, proves that all birds are fascinating, wonderful, idiotic jerks—no matter where in the world they reside. Featuring birds from North and South America, Africa, Asia, Europe, and Oceania, author Matt Kracht identifies the dumb birds that manage to live all over the freaking place with snarky yet accurate names and humorous, anger-filled drawings. Offering a balance of fact and wit, this uproarious, profanity-laden handbook will appeal to hardcore birders and casual bird lovers (and haters) alike.
This laugh-out-loud funny spoof guide to all things wings includes a matching game, a bird descriptor checklist, and tips on how to identify a bird (you can tell a lot by looking into a bird's eyes, for example). Plus, each entry is accompanied by facts about a bird's (annoying) call, its (dumb) migratory pattern, its (downright tacky) markings, and more.
The perfect gift for the bird lovers and haters in your life, it also makes a great Mother's Day, Father's Day, birthday, retirement, or gag gift.
Paperback; 5" x 7"; 192 pages.