Looking for a Mother's Day Card design that doesn't look like a meadow and/or bird sanctuary barfed on some cardstock? Check out this sucker that my favorite 6-year-old described as "Dr. Seuss butts." (Not my intention, but... I see it.)

Cover reads: "Of all the mothers in history — Abigail Adams, Rihanna, those moms you hear about who pull entire Toyotas off their kids after an accident or whatever — I'm so glad you're mine."

Details —

• Size: 5" × 7"
• Inside: blank for your message
• Paper: heavyweight matte (white)
• Envelope: speckled kraft paper

A small but mighty portion of all sales (including this one!) is donated to the Maggie Daley Center for Women's Cancer Care at Northwestern in memory of the illustrator's mom, Pam, the original PGC. © Pretty Good Cards, LLC