A birthday card for the person who can’t find their glasses… because they’re already wearing them. It’s a little roast, delivered with affection. • This card is flexible for people who need glasses to read their birthday card, or do anything for that matter. • This card design is fun, minimal, and clean in look and feel. • This card is a mix of hand-drawn and fine-tuned typography. • Blank inside. • A2 size (4.25 x 5.5 inches) with a matching envelope. • Printed on heavyweight uncoated stock. Perfect for: Boomers, elders, grandma, grandpa, mom, dad, anyone who appreciates a gentle joke that feels extremely real. Stacey O'Nary is an NYC-based independent greeting-card studio creating witty, heartfelt designs since 2025.