They always depict mermaids as young, but where are all the middle-aged mermaids named Joyce and Carol, hmm?

This is an A-2 card (4.25" x 5.5"), digitally printed on 100% recycled, 100 lb. luxurious cover stock.

This card is blank inside, and it comes with a 100% recycled A-2 kraft envelope and wrapped in a clear plastic sleeve.