Not all clubs have DJs. Some have toasted bread, bacon, and mayo. This typography-only card is for anyone whose idea of a wild night involves sandwiches and an early bedtime.

Outside: "If by clubbing you mean eating club sandwiches, then yes, I love clubbing."

Inside: "See you at the club. Happy Birthday!"

Printed on premium 130lb silk-finished paper, this card comes with a colored A2 envelope (envelope color may vary) and is packaged in a protective cellophane pouch. Made in the USA.