You have been warned. Thongs are no longer authorized beyond this point (THANK GOD! who invented those things?!) Comfortable cotton briefs only. New moms, anyone over 40 and anyone who has been married for more than 6 weeks knows thongs are for the single people and Sisqo. My booty does not need to be wearing its own flip flop. You can keep your permanent wedgies.

A perfect card for birthdays, new parents, baby showers, friendship, anniversary or wedding! We love a versatile card. Pretty vintage lace with light blue and retro lettering make this card an instant classic!

Printed on 130 pound card stock with bright colors on a size A2 card. Comes with an envelope and packed in a protective cello sleeve.