This isn’t just a sticker—it’s a summoning ritual. If you slap this on your laptop, car, or cat carrier, be warned: you may be swarmed by cats seeking the source of the PSPSPS. Side effects may include: excessive meowing, aggressive ankle weaving, and immediate headbutts from cats demanding food and affection.

Features:

• Premium weatherproof vinyl – Tougher than a cat’s refusal to come when actually called.
• UV & water-resistant – Unlike your cat’s loyalty, this won’t fade.
• Bold, high-visibility design – Because cats need to see this.
• Strong adhesive backing – Sticks better than cat fur to every item of clothing you own.
• Easy removal – For when you finally get over your feline obsession (never happening).