WARNING: These bumper stickers may cause laughing fits in traffic.

Rectangular bumper sticker measuring approx. 8.5" x 2.5". Handmade! So sizing may vary slightly. Mockup images are not to scale.

Premium all-weather vinyl. Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-proof, car wash safe. Apocalypse-resistant.

Sticker application: Clean surface with water (avoid detergent or alcohol - but if you must use it - make sure it is all removed prior to applying). Dry fully. Apply to smooth, glossy, non-textured areas. Press from center out to avoid bubbles.